Day 31

Any resemblance to real search engines, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

Day 30

My first experience of computer games was Galaxy Invader 1000. My mum won a small amount of money and bought everyone in the family a gift, and that was mine. I can still remember the sounds it made. I can still remember the box!

I'm quite certain that kids today, with their Xboxes and Playstations, will never experience quite the same thrill as I did from destroying LCD aliens with that juicy red fire button.

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Day 27

Why do people use banknotes to snort drugs? Or is it just in films? You'd think a serious drug user would have their own porcelain tube, monogrammed in a felt lined box. Or perhaps that would be a bit of a giveaway if they got 'busted' by the 'feds'.

I keep forgetting the bloody punctuation. That's a full stop, badly Photoshopped in.

Day 26

My nephew drew me this picture after getting some dinosaur stencils for Christmas. It never fails to make me laugh.

Day 25

Just so we're clear, those extraneous bits are not punctuation. Or even punch-uation.